Terrific Writer

Feedback baby

1. What have you sold?
Four Cadbury's Wispa bars on ebay - I wish I still had them.

2. What do you want to change?
14 pounds lighter, 10 years younger, more hair.

3. What does your answering machine / voice mail message say?
I haven't figured out how to record my own message, so it's on default right now. But if I did record a message it would go as follows:
"I can't take your call right now because I don't want to. If you call me again I will track you down and destroy you."
I HATE TELEPHONES!!!

4. Where did you go to school?
Hell (a.k.a. Spurley Hey Comprehensive).

5. Friday fill-in:
If you'd like to reach me, ______.Get a long stick and tie something sharp to the end of it.