You know what really gets my goat (apart from the legendary Chupacabra)? It's people who don't actually need glasses but they wear them anyway to try and look smart. It's an insult to us real four eyes!
Megan Fox earned another mark in my bad books by donning a pair of phony rims in a blatant attempt to fool us into thinking she's an intellectual:
This week, at the age of 42, I finally did it: I tried sushi for the first time. Except it was vegetarian sushi, so does it really count? I was told that sushi just means any food wrapped in rice.
As with so much with the Hobbit Movie, a lot is shrouded in mystery, hushed voices and furtive glances over the shoulder to make sure no one is listening. However, it is possible... just possible that the part of Thorin, the leader of the dwarves, has been cast. And the King under the Mountain is......
I've just realised: the first decade of the 21st Century is almost over! Where did it all go? Maybe its with all those people who borrow pens from me and never give them back.
It's really embarrassing when a girl just won't take a hint. Megan Fox must have heard that me and Nat are going through a bumpy patch right now, so she's making another bid to catch my eye:
For goodness sake, girl, have a little dignity, why don't you?